My new favorite shop

I realize that Ikea isn't unique to London, but since I've never lived close to one, I am completely (and newly) enthralled by the store. So, here are some more haikus for the 5-7-5 lovers of the world:

Trip to Ikea!

See the blue and yellow flags?!

Cheap stuff awaits us

So many people

Hey, don't run over my feet!

There's enough for all!

I just found slippers!

Are those bathmats for one pound??

I adore the Swedes

A 4 pound orchid

Would never survive the tube

But I just love them

Swedish meatballs... yum

And lingonberry soda

What is a lingon?

Lingon klingon ha

Spoken language of the fruit

Haiku took weird turn

Don't force me to leave

Could live in a sample room

J-K, Mister Guard