1. You can look cool playing the accordion. And the spoons.
That is, if you are in a traditional Irish music band. We went out on Friday night, and witnessed this phenomenon. The singer in the video below played the spoons in the next song. And it was awesome.
2. "I know you" is a much-used pick up line in Ireland.
It tripped us up many times this past weekend. Here's the scenario: Irish guy comes up, says "I know you" (or, the creative one: "my friend knows you") and waits for your response. Then, AAS (Awkward American Syndrome) sets in... blank stare back, wondering if it really is possible that you have met this guy in the last 24 hours. Typically, the guy goes on to give a little bit more detail of how he "knows" you at this point ("ah, yeah... from, eh, Copper's, the pub.") More confused stares, while you're wondering if any of the pubs you made it to last night was called Copper's. Then, you speak, explaining that you think he has you mistaken for someone else. The guy realizes you're American and feels stupid using this line. End of story... until the next person tells you they know you, and the awkwardness begins again.
3. The Irish have full bars in their barracks.
We ended up getting to go to one of Chiquita's friend's surprise 30th birthday party last weekend. And the locale? The Irish Army barracks. At the bar. I witnessed a soldier dressed head to toe in camouflage walk in, order two beers, and then leave. He had a walkie talkie on his left hip... and a pistol on his right. I took some pictures of the tank and the canon on base:
this is by far the most interesting post I think you've written from your adventures! I must admit, the singer's facial expressions put me in a trance as I gazed at his huge SNAGS of teeth. I'm so glad you're exploring so many places Mack! Take me with you!
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